Should promotion depend on how workers use AI?
The script
Panel 1
Cut to a futuristic office with screens displaying complex AI algorithms. Sam (Smirking) Robin (Walking in with an oversized bag)
Alex: Hey Sam, wouldn't it be great if my promotion depended on how well I integrate AI solutions?
Sam: So, you want to be promoted based on your ability to install software? Sounds like more of a tech support job to me.
Robin: I have an idea! How about I teach you both how to hack into the company’s AI system?
Panel 2
Scene shifts to a tech room, with Alex and Sam looking bewildered and Robin smirking. Alex (Gently) Sam (Nodding) Robin (Pointing to a screen showing a red error code)
Alex: Okay, Robin, let’s see what you can do.
Sam: Sounds like a plan. I’ll just use my expertise to debug the AI, find the bugs, and make it work better.
Robin: Uh oh. The AI just found a bug. Should I fix it or break it?
Panel 3
Scene shows the AI system, with Robin playing a chaotic game of ping pong with it. The screen flickers and Alex and Sam's eyes widen. Alex (Covering his face) Sam (Grinning)
Alex: Oh no... This is not looking good. Did I just lose the company to a game of ping pong?
Sam: Well, at least we know who the real winners are now. The company with a chaotic AI system that doesn’t care about bugs or error codes.
Panel 4
Scene back in Alex and Sam’s office. They look at Robin with a mix of frustration and admiration. Alex (Sighing) Robin (Smiling) Sam (Nodding)
Alex: Robin, maybe you should find another job. I don’t think you’re ready for a promotion.
Robin: I think I’m just ready for a new challenge. Maybe I’ll find another company where a little chaos isn’t considered a bug.
Sam: Good point. Sometimes the best bugs are the ones that make things work better by breaking them first.
Panel 5
A few weeks later, a quirky AI-driven game is running on the company’s servers, leading to unexpected productivity spikes. Alex (Nodding) Sam (Grinning)
Alex: I guess it really is possible to get promoted by using AI the right way. Looks like I need to get better at debugging those AI errors now.
Sam: Or maybe I’ll learn to play ping pong. It’s a win-win situation, I guess.