Flock reportedly tries to shrink workforce with employee buyouts
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Without buyouts, Flock would "almost certainly" need to lay off staff.
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Caption: 'If we don't do this, we're all going to get fired,' an employee whispers to a colleague.
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Based on the original story on techcrunch.com.
Editor's note
This decision by Flock not to offer buyouts could significantly impact their workforce, potentially leading to layoffs without these alternatives. It's a crucial moment that highlights the tight financial situation Flock is facing and the difficult choices they must make to navigate their challenges.
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Panel 1
Alex, holding a paper with diagrams, explains excitedly to Sam and Robin, Sam nods, a hint of skepticism in his voice. Robin chuckles, adding,
Alex: I've found the solution! We can shrink our workforce without laying anyone off. It's a win-win for everyone!
Sam: That's a lot of numbers to chew on, Alex. What's the catch?
Robin: You can't really shrink people, can you?
Panel 2
Sam scratches his head, Alex shakes his head, Robin raises an eyebrow.
Sam: So, it's like... a really big promotion?
Alex: No, it's more like a... massive stock buyback. All the employees buy their shares, the company buys back its own, and voila, we're all still in the company, just with a smaller company to manage.
Robin: I'm not sure I understand, but I like the idea of having more time to play Pokémon Go.
Panel 3
Alex, waving his arms dramatically, Sam rolls his eyes.
Alex: And then everyone goes back to work and forgets about all the stress and just enjoys the new, smaller Flock!
Sam: Sure, Alex. Let's make a deal. I'll pretend to look impressed and you get to keep inventing things with your broken dreams.
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