EU rules force phone makers to bring back replaceable batteries

The script

Panel 1

Alex, holding a smartphone, is hugging his prototype. Sam, sitting next to him, nods. Robin bursts in with a wild grin.

Alex: I've got it! With replaceable batteries, my phone can be thinner, lighter, and more energy efficient!

Sam: That's a great idea, Alex. But you might want to reconsider. Compliance with the EU rule might make your phone look like a brick.

Robin: Brick is fine! Just make sure it’s filled with Wi-Fi and Bluetooth chips!

Panel 2

The new, bulky phone, its battery compartment prominently visible, sits on a table. Alex’s original model, with its tiny replaceable battery, rests nearby. Sam looks at the bulky phone skeptically. Robin leans in with a smirk.

Sam: Looks like compliance isn’t just about size. It’s about thickness, weight, and bulkiness.

Robin: Thickness for thickness! At least now you have a place to stick those little earbuds and fitness trackers!

Panel 3

The scene transitions to a futuristic tech store, with Alex, Sam, and Robin eagerly examining various bulky, thick phones. Alex excitedly shows off the new model. Sam frowns. Robin laughs.

Alex: And the best part? Your phone is now the size of a briefcase, but it can replace your old phone's battery! It’s like having a portable power station for your day!

Sam: I doubt people will be too thrilled about that. Might end up getting thrown away faster than a phone with a replaceable battery.

Robin: Well, at least now you’re throwing away a brick, and who knows? Maybe someone will invent a way to recharge it wirelessly one day. Until then, it’s the best you can do!

Panel 4

The comic panel fades to a montage of people browsing and buying the new, bulky phones, with Alex, Sam, and Robin standing by, watching with a mix of excitement and concern.